I bet Eddy started it!
Eddy: Hey kid, you know that Zak Saturday, and his pet gorilla who disappeared lately!
Noob: Yeah why?
Eddy: Well if you give me that handsome do-hickey of your's I can tell were they went!
Noob: Aw for real?
Eddy: Yep so what do you say?
Noob: YEAH! (hands over ultra rare gear to Eddy)
Eddy: Nice, now uh..spin in a circle, close your eyes, and count to a hundred!
Noob: OKAY! (spins, closes eyes, and counts, while Eddy makes a run for it with the scammed items!)