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PostSubject: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:02 pm

Keep it clean folks...

You can't beat chuck Norris because he's already won....

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:39 pm

Lol so you want us to say chuck quotes?

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:49 pm

Well....I forgot what they are called but you get the idea......

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:25 am

Already won, eh? Tell that to this guy:


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:04 am

On Hom Choi's birthday he decided to treat himself - By taking a bike ride to the moon.

On the way there, he got into a fight with a meteor.

....So he punched it in the face.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:23 am

You guys aren't on topic.....

CHUCK NORRIS APROVES!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:29 am

We are on topic. We're saying Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Le Hom and Captain Falcon. Happy2

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:08 am

Actually The Hom and Chuck Norris trained together for six centuries in the Molten core of Betelgeuse, a Supermasssive Star.

But they have to put off round house kicks, or else the resultiing first kick will cause Betelgeuse to Explode...


The first time they started training, they began first with Roundhouse kicks .............but that was too much for Supermassive Star SN 2007bi.
Poor thing....



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Why else do you think Betelgeuse is so big??? Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:29 am

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Why else do you think Betelgeuse is so big??? Neutral

Because it's a dying star?

I heard Chuck Norris and Hom were fighting in the core of the now-Red Supergiant. Winner got to rule the Betel System. the Hom was winning and was about to send the final blow when Norris suddenly he cheated.

Over a million years later, Hom exacted his revenge by speeding up the life-cycle of the star, thus making its death come a few million years earlier as a Type 2 Supernova a few million years from now.

Some say they are having a rematch at this very moment. This time, winner gets the constellation of Orion.

If you want to at least TRY to comprehend the size of Betelgeuse, here's a rather large picture. After Jupiter, the thing shows stars. Why don't NASA name their asteroids so that people can remember them more easily?!


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:46 am

Impressed

We are just a like a ant to the universe o maybe less Jelous

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:12 am

And Majoris isn't the biggest known star.

Luckily, it's the biggest stars that become black holes and novae. Not the Sun, obviously. Jupiter's thought to be a Brown Dwarf (Pretty much a failed star). Imagine what would happen if it DID become a star!

Well, Binary Systems are common. So are stars with gas giants, usually very close to the host star. I also remember when NASA said the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will collide in a few billion years time. I actually knew about that for years.

Here's what the sky would look like then:




  • First Row, Left: Present day.


  • First Row, Right: In 2 billion years the disk of the approaching Andromeda galaxy is noticeably larger.


  • Second Row, Left: In 3.75 billion years Andromeda fills the field of view.


  • Second Row, Right: In 3.85 billion years the sky is ablaze with new star formation.


  • Third Row, Left: In 3.9 billion years, star formation continues.


  • Third Row, Right: In 4 billion years Andromeda is tidally stretched and the Milky Way becomes warped.


  • Fourth Row, Left: In 5.1 billion years the cores of the Milky Way and Andromeda appear as a pair of bright lobes.


  • Fourth Row, Right: In 7 billion years the merged galaxies form a huge elliptical galaxy, its bright core dominating the nighttime sky.


Am I imploding your mind yet? Wait 'til X comes. Things will get a WHOLE LOT nerdier!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:18 am

Chuck norris is no match for Bruce lee...

Bruce lee could beat hom...I think

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:22 am

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Chuck norris is no match for Bruce lee...

Bruce lee could beat hom...I think

C'mon! Bruce Lee's dead. EVERYONE can defeat a zombie! Just destroy or cut off it's head. Everyone knows zombies can't "live" without their heads.

Besides, Le Hom is a GOD! He's the spirit of Captain Falcon. HOM RULES!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:25 am

Lol @Undelos.

Ok so once upon a time, Hom Choirris had a kid and it was called
Troll Dad.

Troll dad had a kid called
Troll face.
Troll face had a kid called
Dinkleberg.

What do you think happened next?



Then the world found out....



Yes that means Hom Choi is ancient.
And Bella is related.
And this explains everything about Bella.
Except the vampire stuff.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:36 am

EXCUSE ME OLIVER...

There was a movie where Bruce lee kicked chuck norris' butt....

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:43 am

Ok, so X didn't get nerdy. Except the last bit. Sorta. We don't want Edward vs. Harry. We want Edward vs. Lincoln!

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EDIT: Actually, the both kicked each others' butts. Same thing, yeah. But still.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:45 am

t-tw-twilight....

My weakness...

But bruce lee ended up winning so yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:22 am

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Ok, so X didn't get nerdy.


I dunno what to be nerdy about. study
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GAAAAAAASP....BIOLOGY/PSYCHOLOGY/NEUROBIOLOGY!
Lateralisation!
The human brain is divided into two cerebral hemispheres; left and right.
Both have regular-ish amounts of neurochemical activity in about
the same areas but sometimes one hemisphere is more active for certain tasks.

A right hemisphere dominant person (someone who tends to use their right hemisphere more than their left for most tasks) might be more artistic, emotional, good at playing a musical instrument, has high spatial (I think) and facial recognition abilities, might be more intuitive, philosophical, sees the 'big picture' rather than details and may be more creative.

On the other hand, a left hemisphere dominant person may be more logically concentrated, be quite literate, might be
good at maths, focuses on details rather than the 'big picture', might be better at working with technical parts/mechanisms and machinery.

Anyway, it's strange because, they say Einstein was right brain hemisphere dominant, but was AMAZING
at maths and physics....which tend to be....LEFT dominant subjects.
We have a lot to learn. Rolling Eyes

The left hemisphere controls the right side of the body and the right hemisphere controls
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:33 am

Humans and your puny brains.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:37 am

Did someone say autographs of me?

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:41 am

@Oliver,lol!
um....



How's that for a weakness.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:11 am

Why Oliver.
Just WHY did you have to get him started????





Did you guys know that Ben 10 was originally called Chuck 100?



Chuck norris was originally cast as the main character with 100 aliens at his disposal.


But they had to recast him due to the fact that during the fight with Vilgax, He roundhouse kicked him in the face, ate him, then spit out his bones.

After they replaced Vilgax, they tried for someone younger, but still epic - so they Renamed it Hom 1.
Because Hom had trained with Chuck Norris, he had all his strength and abilities.
So Hom only needed 1 Alien, since he could compensate for the rest.

P.S: In case you were wondering, the alien he chose was Upchuck.

His fangirls threatened to leave him if he did something so gross.



But he was re cast too because during the new Vilgax fight, he drove the poor guy insane with his constant use of Troll Physics which is known for breaking all the laws of the Universe, reason, and Rationale.


He is now currently in Arkham asylum.
The Psychiatrists said he has recently stopped repeating the word "IMPOSSIBRU" and has made great strides to becoming a productive Evil Warlord to society again.




So they went and recasted the role for the main hero and brought in a Maxwell Tennyson.


But they were smart about it and decided to do a Background check on Maxwell.

Turns out that Chuck Norris's fist is distantly related to the Tennyson family.
Of course, it should have been expected.
Since Maxwell sets the standard on Awesome Super Agent n stuffs. He even vacations with James Bond and Nick Fury when he's not busy saving the world. They even trade Super Spy secrets that I am not permitted to tell you of.


So, Going all out, they decided to go for someone half as old, Who would only be permitted to use HALF of the ammount of aliens as his predicessors, and someone HALF as Mature.

But due to the fact that He is STILL related to Chuck norris's Fist, he manages to win against a 4 story interplanetary Conqueror.



And that is the Story why Vilgax is afraid of Brawny men. And Manly Mustaches.
And 4 Winged angels with slicked back hair....

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:25 am

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Did you guys know that Ben 10 was originally called Chuck 100?
Dat moment when you actually thought she was serious...

Undarque wrote:



they decided to go for someone half as old,
Half? You sure, UNDooLY?

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:31 am

Are YOU sure? He IS related to Chuck norris's Fist after all...

Chuck norris is timeless.
He got that way when he used to use time strands of the universe to floss his teeth.

But they got stuck.
So he is always ageless. Which would mean that his descendants have altered ages.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:43 am

Undarque wrote:

True Story. Yu Jelly Mate???

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*Reads whole post*

UNDooLY the master of logic, HAS SPOKEN!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:45 am

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Chuck norris is timeless.

So is the Triforce. Sure Lol

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:49 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:55 am

Probably the best scene in the whole movie.

I'm Danny (Fat one) in this one, aren't I? Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:58 am

Chuck Norris and Hom Choi will have only one nano.


The selection process that they will use to pick their nano is long an extensive. The nano had to be as boss as they are and twice as manly as any nano can ever be.


One fine day, Hom Choi FINALLY chose who his nano was gonna be.

Hom choi traveled to the ancient Underwater city of R’lyeh. It was a tough flight. He battled many cyborg fire breathing hydras, evil Dragon zombies, flying black devil sharks with lasers attached to their heads, Armored Tiger Wolves with sabres for claws, Walking Volcanoes as big as a Quasar that belch fire and Acid.

But finally, He got to the Ancient Cave with the slumbering Diety within.


Their battle was intense. It lasted for 4 years, each trading blows to the other.

Many lives were lost.

But ultimately.....
The Great Cthulhu was his to have.

Everyone else uses a failed imperfect version of Cthulhu.
Its name is Vilgax.
(Was I the only one to notice the similarities???? Neutral)


Chuck Norris still searches to this day for his.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:01 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:07 am

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Whoever said that little Kirby was 10?
He could be 25 and you would have never knew....

or 50.

What if Anodites could REALLY BE fragments of Chuck norris's soul that were given life.


(I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread by the way...)

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:10 am

YAY! 3,000TH POST!!!

I wonder when mine was!!

oh.

500+ post ago....


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:01 am

5084! Razz

And Max is actually 66. And I don't think Anodites could be made by fragments from Norris' lost soul if they have a planet that looks like... this.



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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:20 pm

Well this is a pretty epic conversation Too Funny

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:03 pm

Chuck Norris has found his nano as of today....

He climbed to the top of mt Everest .
Killed king zues god of the sky.
Fought dinosaurs that breath fire.
Destroyed an army of cyclops'.

And finnaly made it to the moon of Saturn called Titan...

Where he fought Kratos...

He successfully got the Kratos nano.... Awesome

(Im not very good at making stuff up XD)

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:29 am

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Fought dinosaurs that breath fire.

A fat Italian plumber can do that.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:36 am

FOOL Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris where but simply my students Bruce is no match for Hom
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:45 am

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FOOL Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris where but simply my students Bruce is no match for Hom

Totally Hom.

1. Look at the name.
2. Incorrect use of "where" (Not that everybody else on the whole planet does that).
3. He called Norris and Lee his students (Which they were).
4. He mentions himself.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:20 pm

quick question guys SUPER IRRELEVANT how many planets are in our solar sytem need it for a move in Triple F

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:23 pm

Bruce could one inch punch hom...

and hom would fly across the universe.. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:36 pm

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quick question guys SUPER IRRELEVANT how many planets are in our solar sytem need it for a move in Triple F

7. Along with a bunch of Dwarf Planets, but they don't really count. Except Pluto. That Dwarf Planet has long since been destroyed.

@Bo: Have you even seen what kinds of stuff Le Hom can do? Sure Lol We have. I had to rebuild my entire Universe!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:02 pm

thx Oliver

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:45 am

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Bruce could one inch punch hom...

and hom would fly across the universe.. XD





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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:37 am

uh-oh Homs back better back off everyone

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:07 am

LOL @ Hom! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:41 am

you know very well i was joking

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:00 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris sayings ( or what Ever)   Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:37 am

haha yea

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