The Mysterious Irken Detective Chapter 2
"Alright, well SIR , set coordinate's to earth." I commanded.
"Yes Ma'am!" replied the SIR unit.
"Activate Human Dna Change Sequence" I said as the ship transformed me into a human, inside and out.
As we got closer to earth, one of Zim's toys appears around the blue planet, it was a meteor sized Bee. it acted like some kind of heat seeking missle. Bashing my ship and sending me hurling towrds earth,
Crash!
I woke up , not able to remember anything, I saw the ship burning, I saw a broken robot, for some reason, I was able to understand the way these machines worked, as if this information was inprinted into me at birth. I quickly tryed fixing the robot. As I sat there, this machine on my back took out 4 spikes, like spider legs, one of them turned into a lazer gun, fixing the robot took only minutes, I added a special feature though. I wanted it to be kind and gentle, loving and all that funky stuff.
"Alright wake up little guy" I whispered
"KIR reporting for duty!" replied the SIR unit
"Oooh hey KIR, so whats KIR stand for?" I asked
"Anything you want gorgeous" said Kir.
We both laughed, I quickly grabbed things from the ship, I looked over at a puddle. to see my face, Peach colored skin, purple like violet hair, pink and dark pink clothing. My arms and chest all bruised and cut up, I quickly bandaged everything, KIR had found the bandages lying around the ship. I clicked a random button, and quickly the ship expanded and became a house, releasing tubes everywhere, they seemed to be a way to take electricity, water and all kinds of things from neighbors.
"All the kids are gonna think I'm wierd if they see me here with you little guy, but look, the ship housey has a costume maker, mind putting one on?" I asked in a happy tone.
As I layed down in bed, I wondered about who I really was, why I knew how to use this technology, why I cant remove this thing from my back. I felt my own skin, so soft, I quickly remembered that schools were about to begin soon, (Note: Zara has lost all memories about her Irken lifestyle, now she's a peaceful Alien who thinks she's human, The ship implanted all knowledge on Earth available into her brain after the crash, though it can't be used to find weaknesses)
"Class, we have a new student, she looks normal and not disguisting unlike most of you sick little pigs, except she has two roses in her hair." Announced the teacher.
I walked in saw all the middleschoolers. "Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Zara, I'm new to town and all that fn stuff, no need to bore you anymore lets get the class started." I said, looked around and sat at a desk, The kids really were unnatural, disturbing, and stupid, one kid picking his nose, a girl with roaches and bugs crawling on her, each kid worst then the last, except for one, Dib
"Look! She's an alien! like ZIM!!!!" He yelled, spoke too soon.
"SIILLEENNNCEE!! Pittiful Dib, thinking that I'm an alien! And My bookbag is farrr superoir than herrsssssssssssss!!! But yeah. She's totally an alien" said Zim, the green skinned kid.
I sat there quietly till the end of class.
"Hey you, where did you get that backpack?" Asked Dib as he took out a Lie Detector.
"I don't know, why? You jelly bro?" I said as calmly as possible.
"Huh. Not a lie. Well only one think left to check, my Irken detector!" he said exctedly. Pointing a scanner at me, it sent a red beam up and down, he knew something I didn't."So did you lose your memories?"
"how did you know?" I questioned with a serious face.
We stared off at eachother until.
"Aaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
