. . . . . . I hate not being able to be as witty as I want.

So I'm gonna show all you ladies how to unlock your chat so you can stop saying lame things to me.  


1.) Go to Wizard 101 dot com and log in.

2.) Get a sandwich.

3.) Look for that big green obnoxious button that says "PLAY" thats right next to your name.

Stare at that part of the screen until you see the words "My Account" on the side.

4.) Click on the strange, yet familiar letters.

5.) Enrich a Child's life

6.) Donate to a charity of your choice

7.) On this new screen that is "My Account", stare at those brown buttons on it.

Give them a stare down until one of them secedes and turns into "Parental controls"

7 ^1/2.) Click "Parental Controls".


8.) For this, you need to be the sole owner of your account. If you have your parents (or your own permission if appicable) to do so, then feel free to continue.


If you have your parents permission, Please proceed to read further.

If you dont, I guess..........start a career in robotamy?

9.) look for a bunch of green check marks on the screen. Look for the one for Open chat.

Check it.

8.) ???

10.) Profit.

No sireeee




I've watched a ton of videos
And stuff....


But you have to make a purchase first...

Your able to do it because you buy crowns...

Mine is shaded grey because i'm a cheapskate...



I've had plenty ideas for this...

One of them was if you wanted to buy crowns on my account and them gift them all to yourself,
So then i could open the chat...

But whatever floats your goats  

Mine doesn't say Open Chat. If, by open chat, you mean text chat, you get that if you're 13 or over. Or is it 12+?  Wow, I remember when Ambrose told me that at the end of the tutorial. I feel old!

All i know,

Is that i told it i was 18 (i didn't know what you needed for text chat)

So the open chat box is just greyed out...