ok well so far the kids at my freakin bus stop have busted my wall apart lighted a fire (im considering calling the cops or sewing them or maybe pull out the bat i got behind my door) im so anoyed!!!!! i got a glass bottle to but the fire out filled it with water it missed a kid this other kid keeps grabing my ankles under the bus im riding the H*** bus any suggestions how to survive? i could use some not i have tried stabing one of the kids got his hand today so yea ideas?

Dude, do what any man does to survive the horrors of high school, BRING A FLIPPING MACHETE AND SWING AROUND CRAZY, AND SAY, GET THE F**K OF ME YOU SON OF B*T*HES!!!

Dane Dweller wrote:

Dude, do what any man does to survive the horrors of high school, BRING A FLIPPING MACHETE AND SWING AROUND CRAZY, AND SAY, GET THE F**K OF ME YOU SON OF B*T*HES!!!

haha well i survive by being talkative to the guys in the back..... and we throw little seeds (or as the kids in the front call them 'little apples') and we start wars......yeah our bus is the best out there! survive well um talk dude you are going nowhere by just being quiet go talk to them and start hanging out with them then you will be cool

Dane Dweller wrote:

Dude, do what any man does to survive the horrors of high school, BRING A FLIPPING MACHETE AND SWING AROUND CRAZY, AND SAY, GET THE F**K OF ME YOU SON OF B*T*HES!!!

Like this guy basically:

Or do what I do, be ARMED WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL, AND WHEN SOME PUNK MESSES WITH YOU, DON'T HESITATE TOO TRY TO KILL THEM WITH YOUR WEAPON, it's like today, one punk kept stealing my hat, so when he went to grab, I pulled out one of my daggers and JAMMED it into his arm!

well i might have to ride the bus with high schoolers, (even though i'm in middle school, they ride the same bus) but no one on the bus does anything in the morning, and besides that, my brother rides the same bus as me, so i don't really have anything to fear in the morning or afternoon

Again, BE ARMED, I always bring weapons!

Dane Dweller wrote:

Or do what I do, be ARMED WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL, AND WHEN SOME PUNK MESSES WITH YOU, DON'T HESITATE TOO TRY TO KILL THEM WITH YOUR WEAPON, it's like today, one punk kept stealing my hat, so when he went to grab, I pulled out one of my daggers and JAMMED it into his arm!

impossible most likely you would be suspended or expelled heck in strcit you would be kicked out of the district!

Crazy Capster That is Not Armed In School wrote:

Again, BE ARMED, I always bring weapons!

no you can't dude its against the law so you most like hit them with spitballs....

Actually, the dagger did not go all the way through, but just three inches in, so I was stripped of weapon belongings in school, and was suspended for a day!

Crazy Capster That is Not Armed In School wrote wrote:

Actually, the dagger did not go all the way through, but just three inches in, so I was stripped of weapon belongings in school, and was suspended for a day!

no dude the cops would have shown up and taken you away if you hurt someone don't lie

Kyle Saturday wrote:

Crazy Capster That is Not Armed In School wrote:

Again, BE ARMED, I always bring weapons!

no you can't dude its against the law so you most like hit them with spitballs....

Not in Jersey Bro, Bryan always is armed too, with three knifes, and a pistol!!!

Crazy Capster That is Not Armed In School wrote wrote:

Kyle Saturday wrote:

Crazy Capster That is Not Armed In School wrote:

Again, BE ARMED, I always bring weapons!

no you can't dude its against the law so you most like hit them with spitballs....

Not in Jersey Bro, Bryan always is armed too, with three knifes, and a pistol!!!

again so many times have i told you the laws are strict no matter were you are like you can't eat pie on certain days in dakota......IMO Jersey sucks.....like litteraly sucks! its small nothing to do nothing exciting its just a normal state unlike Cal baby!

California, CALIFORNIA, IS NOTHING BUT DRUNK, OR INSANE CELEBERTIES LIVING IN IT, WITH AN UGLY SHORE, JERSEY HAS THE BETTER SHORE BRO!!!

Dane Dweller wrote:

California, CALIFORNIA, IS NOTHING BUT DRUNK, OR INSANE CELEBERTIES LIVING IN IT, WITH AN UGLY SHORE, JERSEY HAS THE BETTER SHORE BRO!!!

And two comedians who make Youtube videos every week.

i have made a conclusion!!!!! im going to kill them with conbustable lemons thats right i know how to make a lemon gernade also how to make one that fails and just smokes also set it on fire.... to jersey boy i dont think its possible really the cops would have caught you unless that kid hides blood very well but idk none o the ideas so far will work their saying their are going to light more fires during winter ill just hose them off with ice cold water i guess

Dane Dweller wrote:

California, CALIFORNIA, IS NOTHING BUT DRUNK, OR INSANE CELEBERTIES LIVING IN IT, WITH AN UGLY SHORE, JERSEY HAS THE BETTER SHORE BRO!!!

hehe your just jelly.....california is much better jersey sucks i mean like come on bars and clubs....oh wait thats it?! XD you have nothing jersey is a small wannabe state....

OH WE GOT EVERYTHING, TRUCKS, ROCK N ROLL, GIANT ROBOTS I MEAN DOES YOUR STATE HAVE A GIANT ROBOT!!!

Dane Dweller wrote:

OH WE GOT EVERYTHING, TRUCKS, ROCK N ROLL, GIANT ROBOTS I MEAN DOES YOUR STATE HAVE A GIANT ROBOT!!!

no but your state is a wannabe waiting to rise up i mean come on we have stars beaches the best schools and come on what state can survive so many earthquakes?! pretty much Cal is awesome if you don't know what i mean look up cali or look up my future college cal berkely....then you will see what we are we also have the niners on our side....is that the best you can think of dane? wow that proves how sucky i has got over the years you guys even lost you robot.....

Let's say both states are awesome.

California has Smosh, and New Jersey has a giant robot.

pwwww, earthquakes, WEAK, we go through HURRICANES, and TSUNAMIS, a little shack on the ground is nothing, but being swallowed by the ocean, now that is something, P.S your shores got nothing, but men in speedos, and seals, BORING!!!

Guys, stop arguing! All US states are good.

Besides, the best place in the world is England!

Fine this state war is over between NJ, and CA, but I know me, and Kyle can agree UK, can not beat the USA!

Oliver wrote:

Let's say both states are awesome.

California has Smosh, and New Jersey has a giant robot.

hehe yeah if only we had chugga.....oh oh and ncs......sorry jon your fame resides in canada......let the canadians worship the man! also dane we have had the earthquakes which makes you guys have your hurricanes and you do not have tsunamis..... that only happens on our cost and florida..... yeah clai and florida are the best states known to man! also SPEEDOS?! where have you been! its not the 90's anymore and we don't have one piece we have two piece! (nvm you won't understand its a cal and flori thing...) and dude we have venice and many awesome waves not shores seriously were have you been!? we have the golden bridge and alcatraz! not to mention your schools are utterly hopeless we work on cali not dem useless states like jersey heck obama wouldn't care if jersey fll only cali and georgia! also florida..... have you seen how we work on that state? anyway all your schools do is teach you how to kill and poof your hair..... we have education! did you see we have the best UCs across the country?! you only have one decent jersey school...

Dude No more of this state war, this is like the Civil War on the internet, I apologize for calling your state lame, but you gotta apologize too man!

Dane Dweller wrote:

Dude No more of this state war, this is like the Civil War on the internet, I apologize for calling your state lame, but you gotta apologize too man!

fine i apologize that doesn't change my opinion though!enemies?

More like Friend/enemies, so I keep my opinion, and you keep yours, but at least we can talk without any arguments!

Capster wrote:

More like Friend/enemies, so I keep my opinion, and you keep yours, but at least we can talk without any arguments!

nah just enemies cause well you will see.......muhaha MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ever, but till the day we argue again, LORD DANE WILL HAVE REVENGE, maybe!

no he won't well goodbye!

rock talent wrote:

ok well so far the kids at my freakin bus stop have busted my wall apart lighted a fire (im considering calling the cops or sewing them or maybe pull out the bat i got behind my door) im so anoyed!!!!! i got a glass bottle to but the fire out filled it with water it missed a kid this other kid keeps grabing my ankles under the bus im riding the H*** bus any suggestions how to survive? i could use some not i have tried stabing one of the kids got his hand today so yea ideas?

1. DONT SNITCH -it will only make it more continuous-
   
2. Try sitting in a booth by yourself and spit at the target kids
   
3. If that doesn't work, try cussing them out
   
4. bring in something to scare them off
   

if you think im making this up, ask the kids who fear me in my class

Dane Dweller wrote:

Or do what I do, be ARMED WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL, AND WHEN SOME PUNK MESSES WITH YOU, DON'T HESITATE TOO TRY TO KILL THEM WITH YOUR WEAPON, it's like today, one punk kept stealing my hat, so when he went to grab, I pulled out one of my daggers and JAMMED it into his arm!

If you think that will get you into large amounts of trouble, only do it when your at breaking point.


(and save some for the teachers that get you angry )

Dane Dweller wrote:

Fine this state war is over between NJ, and CA, but I know me, and Kyle can agree UK, can not beat the USA!

I dunno... We British won pretty much every war we've been in. Anyway, I doubt England's gonna wage war on you anytime soon considering America's cool. Besides, it's the French I want to fight. Wha? They're close to us and they smell like cheese. I think. I haven't been to France for years. Unless you count Belgium as part of France.

Ah, Belgium. Like France with the French language, and Scotland with the weather. I remember last year getting the Belgian Grand Prix yearbook and comparing my brother with a picture of Jenson Button.

And seeing a couple of Germans at the camp site. Which one of them made a pig noise when my dad went by their tent since they could here my dad's snoring. And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour!

ill just try my untested lemons grenade its awsome who would think something that looks like a lemon is a grenade... ill have to try it i never made one but i got the ideas from portal and youtube so idk if the lemons grenade works..... there will be a fruit war going on i can also make any lemon burn on fire have to through it fast though if it misses the target o well.... other then that i still got my BAT ill kill em all nd spit on there bodys na prob just scare them or blow them away which ever comes first... until them wish me luck that i dont blow my self up

rock talent wrote:

ill just try my untested lemons grenade its awsome who would think something that looks like a lemon is a grenade... ill have to try it i never made one but i got the ideas from portal and youtube so idk if the lemons grenade works..... there will be a fruit war going on i can also make any lemon burn on fire have to through it fast though if it misses the target o well.... other then that i still got my BAT ill kill em all nd spit on there bodys na prob just scare them or blow them away which ever comes first... until them wish me luck that i dont blow my self up

.............lemon grenade? Best idea i've heard yet!

lol its not even made of lemon i use the peel of it i have to hollow it out to make a grenade

I learned in an episode of QI a few hours ago that if you eat a berry or pill (Can't remember the name), it'll do something to your tongue so you can only taste 10% of the sour in some sour things.

I know, random. But since we were talking about lemons...

Oliver wrote:

Dane Dweller wrote:

Fine this state war is over between NJ, and CA, but I know me, and Kyle can agree UK, can not beat the USA!

I dunno... We British won pretty much every war we've been in. Anyway, I doubt England's gonna wage war on you anytime soon considering America's cool. Besides, it's the French I want to fight. Wha? They're close to us and they smell like cheese. I think. I haven't been to France for years. Unless you count Belgium as part of France.

Ah, Belgium. Like France with the French language, and Scotland with the weather. I remember last year getting the Belgian Grand Prix yearbook and comparing my brother with a picture of Jenson Button.

And seeing a couple of Germans at the camp site. Which one of them made a pig noise when my dad went by their tent since they could here my dad's snoring. And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour!

Hey London Boy, Who saved your country, and everyone else's a** in World War Two, Yeah US, We won everyone war ever, and you are wrong, because you lost in one war, THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR!!!

Dane Dweller wrote:

Dude, do what any man does to survive the horrors of high school, BRING A FLIPPING MACHETE AND SWING AROUND CRAZY, AND SAY, GET THE F**K OF ME YOU SON OF B*T*HES!!!

lol ur post gonna get edited
inb4 mods / admin

Oliver wrote:

I learned in an episode of QI a few hours ago that if you eat a berry or pill (Can't remember the name), it'll do something to your tongue so you can only taste 10% of the sour in some sour things.

I know, random. But since we were talking about lemons...

Thats interesting but that will do for random indeed..

rock talent wrote:

lol its not even made of lemon i use the peel of it i have to hollow it out to make a grenade

Potato patato. i have made an explosive but nothing as genius compared to this. if you want i can give you some instructions on how to Throw a grenade..

D Horror wrote:

rock talent wrote:

lol its not even made of lemon i use the peel of it i have to hollow it out to make a grenade

Potato patato. i have made an explosive but nothing as genius compared to this. if you want i can give you some instructions on how to Throw a grenade..

lol thanks but no thanks its preety simple light aim toss VERY fast and boom lol

Close but its kinda like in football how you toss it anyways good luck and dont let that insane

bus driver catch you.. or clean it for that matter..

Dane Dweller wrote:

Hey London Boy, Who saved your country, and everyone else's a** in World War Two, Yeah US, We won everyone war ever, and you are wrong, because you lost in one war, THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR!!![/quote]

Well, apart from the revolutionary war, we took part on the winning side in most other wars. Cause our side (Yes, that includes you) is awesome! And that's cause Americans and English never give up! And that's how Fuse is gonna lose.

I didnt get that...

What happened?

Are you kidding me?

America didnt save us you was busy with Japan fighting them!

(If you call dropping 2 nukes on Civilians a Fight that is...)

You didnt save anyone. You just helped us out

HomChoi wrote:

Are you kidding me?

America didnt save us you was busy with Japan fighting them!

(If you call dropping 2 nukes on Civilians a Fight that is...)

You didnt save anyone. You just helped us out

Ha, while you guy's are relaxing, drinking your tea, the USA is watching over all national crisis, I mean we defeated the Japanese, the Vietnamese, the Nazis, heck we even fought Russia the largest country in the world and we still won!

''Sitting there drinking Tea''

Lol whos country was it which was being Bombed by Nazi's?

About you defeated the Nazi's

We did nuff said and we didn't lose the first world war Germany surrendered and thast the reason why they came back for WW2

Listen, I will end this little war here, I say that England, and the USA, are both awesome countries, we both have grand armies, a clean stat on never losing, and both countries have cool food, I mean a week ago I tried a crumpet, it was not bad.

Guys, how about we stop arguing, eh?

Besides, the only time I drink tea is when I'm visiting my grandparents. Other times I'm drinking Dr. Pepper, playing a game about a fat Italian plumber and stuff like that.

@Dane, you're right. And I'm surprised you like crumpets. To me, they're not the best tasting things in the world. But then again, you've so far only tried them once.

One of my favourite foods is the cheeseburger, invented by stereotypically-fat Americans. While crumpets were invented by stereotypically-posh English people.