Now that im back home form that Awkward Car Crash I wnated to know... HAVE YO GUYS HAD ANY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES?

Me...

2 Car Crashes
3 times hit by a car (1 was on a bike)
Nearly Crushed by a collapsing roof.
Been in a park where a Gun was drawn (That amount of Fear is immense I was almost shaking...)
I chocked once and went all Blue...
I got dared to jump from a balcony... (It was higher then I thought although not high enough)
Almost drowned (I cant swim)
I lit a lighter for quite a long time

Some other junk

I remember I was going across the street to get the fish & chips one week one year and almost got run over. Yes, I did look both ways, and it's a quiet street, and a car just came out from NOWHERE!

There was also a time when I went to my then-enemy's birthday, and we went to the local swimming pool (Even though I can't swim) then he jokingly (I know it was a joke, not on purpose. Kind of. Cause we became REAL friends about a year or two later. And I know him.), pushed me under the floating-sponge-thingy I was using into the water. I can't remember the expression on my face, though.

And even though I can't swim, I managed to doggy-paddle my way back to the surface.

I was speeding down the road on my bike and the lights went Red and people was crossing so I stopped and then this idiot just came form the side and smacked me with his car... I just kept on shouting at him and then kicked his car light and rode off.

HomChoi wrote:

I was speeding down the road on my bike and the lights went Red and people was crossing so I stopped and then this idiot just came form the side and smacked me with his car... I just kept on shouting at him and then kicked his car light and rode off.

Like a BOSS!

lets see there is the time a fell about 15feet and passed out
made a custom bike ramp and flew 6 feet then almost hit a cop car
the one day when i walked about 3 miles with no water (face was so red)
the time i was walking out of school and the secuirty guard,ran after me after my dad said he did not know who i was almost got tazed
thats about it

Wait you can die from being Tazed?

SIGN ME UP PLEASE!

I seen a spider on the other side of the house.
It was horrifying. It still traumatizes me to this day.

SUDoKu wrote:

I seen a spider on the other side of the house.
It was horrifying. It still traumatizes me to this day.

I hate spiders. How big was it?

HomChoi wrote:

Wait you can die from being Tazed?

SIGN ME UP PLEASE!

if the bolts are 2 high of course. <_<

When you live in Jersey, there is a lot to fear, Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, gang wars, and giant monster attacks..YEAH THEY HAPPEN!!!

I have Gang Fights... I watched one in a middle of a park...
That was when a Gun was drawn... THAT IS SCARY TO SEE! He could of just popped me! I wa slike sitting on a Bench whilst my Friend wa skicking some guy up a wall... Lol I dont fight much.

You know it's funny, one of my best friends is the leader of a gang, yep the good old Argeta Gang, luckily I'm on their good side, though I do often get on his nerves once in a while, but he does nothing, unlike most of his adversaries.

and gangs are good because? lol here i got the south side and west side its stupid

HomChoi wrote:

Wait you can die from being Tazed?

SIGN ME UP PLEASE!

.

Don't taze me bro!

Anyway I had a car accident I was sleeping so I really don't know what happened even after the car crash I was still sleeping I wasn't wounded but I can't say the same for my brother he was badly wounded then one time I was at a friends birthday party and I was swimming then I got a cramp and th lifeguard was just starring at me then I jumped off the diving board
(after some guy saved me after the cramp) then I was drowning I can swim not very far that was a long time ago then I barely made it to the edge but I did anyway (lifeguards still being idiots just watching me) then I saved my best friend cuz me pulled the same stunt I almost didn't make it I got back in the water and saved him yea most near death experiences was near water oh oh this one time my family and I were on vacation we rented a golf cart so we we about to make a turn when suddenly we tumbled in a ditch and my neck was like in serious pain Then golf cart landed on my feet it hurt but since I'm skinny I slid out with no serious wounds

i forgot this last one i just remembered when i was about 8 years old i went camping with my dumb neighbors i guess i was friends wth tht kid at the time idk they let me light the fire with an automatic lighter i forgot i had it still on and set it next to my leg then my pants where on fire.... luckly me there was a lake like 10 feet away... then in the lake i felt something swim by my leg i caught it... it was a baby snake not sure what type but it was black ,bit my finger so i throwed it randomly far far away where the snake lived happly ever after and did not hit the ground with a bad splat sound that i thought i imagined the whole trip was bad the neighbors dad started coughing he drank baby fish that i caught with a watter bottle... did not see the fish so he says... he started turning red his wife saved him or something like that long story ended.

You jumped in a lake hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (10 million years later) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *sigh* (flicks tear of eyes)

Dane Dweller wrote:

When you live in Jersey, there is a lot to fear, Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, gang wars, and giant monster attacks..YEAH THEY HAPPEN!!!

Ha ha. Hooray for XLR jokes!


I havent had any but My phone has had plenty of near death experiences.

If it freezes up again while I'm on the internet...
I might end up without a phone...

You know what was funny about the Gang fight there was bare small kids around and the moms didnt even care.

No it snot that its just everyones used to seeing that sorta thing...

I mean if I saw a fight I wouldn't get involve dit aint my business I would just watch the bloodhsed.. Lol...

Hey Undelos we were at a friends pool party then my bro forgot his phone was in his pocket so he jumped off the diving board and you know the rest

His phone broke... Lol shame

I dislike most mobile phones, so that story pleases the SUDoKu.

Ace Cometshark wrote:

Hey Undelos we were at a friends pool party then my bro forgot his phone was in his pocket so he jumped off the diving board and you know the rest

Funny i had a smartphone that went through that same accident.

Good thing it wasn't my phone..

It didn't break lets jut say you can surf in my brothers phone

Ace Cometshark wrote:

It didn't break lets jut say you can surf in my brothers phone

The phone that i..drowned...was my dad's and i was listening to music. so when it broke

He got sooooooooooooo mad and...... -click- that's my phone gone

He shall be missed

HomChoi wrote:

Now that im back home form that Awkward Car Crash I wnated to know... HAVE YO GUYS HAD ANY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES?

Me...

2 Car Crashes
3 times hit by a car (1 was on a bike)
Nearly Crushed by a collapsing roof.
Been in a park where a Gun was drawn (That amount of Fear is immense I was almost shaking...)
I chocked once and went all Blue...
I got dared to jump from a balcony... (It was higher then I thought although not high enough)
Almost drowned (I cant swim)
I lit a lighter for quite a long time

Some other junk

whoa man.. my only advice is: be smart about what your doing because the next thing you know you can be... dead

D Horror wrote:

Ace Cometshark wrote:

It didn't break lets jut say you can surf in my brothers phone

The phone that i..drowned...was my dad's and i was listening to music. so when it broke

He got sooooooooooooo mad and...... -click- that's my phone gone

He shall be missed

Next time, don't put it near water.

The worst I did to my previous phone was drop it.

I was at school waiting for my friend. Usually he'd take a while so I always took my phone out and listen to music. Or play Angry Birds. But one day, I dropped it on the floor, which was made of concrete. Only damage that was caused was a large crack in the middle of the screen. Usually when I dropped my phone, it would just fall apart, leaving me to pick it all up and put the thing back together again.

EDIT: Dean (If I can call you that), from what we've heard about him, Hom is practically invincible!

HA, some of these events are so common in my town, I mean that right at this very moment some murder, who just killed his entire family, and best friend is on the loose in New Jersey, he could be in my little town right now, but that is very unlikely, since my pal Bryan always roams the streets, and he knows when someone new has entered his turf!!!

Dane Dweller wrote:

HA, some of these events are so common in my town, I mean that right at this very moment some murder, who just killed his entire family, and best friend is on the loose in New Jersey, he could be in my little town right now, but that is very unlikely, since my pal Bryan always roams the streets, and he knows when someone new has entered his turf!!!

How did you know a murder happened right before you typed that? Can't have been on the news by now!

Oliver wrote:

Dane Dweller wrote:

HA, some of these events are so common in my town, I mean that right at this very moment some murder, who just killed his entire family, and best friend is on the loose in New Jersey, he could be in my little town right now, but that is very unlikely, since my pal Bryan always roams the streets, and he knows when someone new has entered his turf!!!

How did you know a murder happened right before you typed that? Can't have been on the news by now!

DUDE!!!, This Psycho Path has been in the new for WEEKS, well maybe in NJ, but unlike you London Boy, I now what happened in my state, and in my town, it's like Jack The Ripper, no american cared there was a murder in the streets of London in the eighteenth century, but all of England was in a panic!

Oliver wrote:

D Horror wrote:

Ace Cometshark wrote:

It didn't break lets jut say you can surf in my brothers phone

The phone that i..drowned...was my dad's and i was listening to music. so when it broke

He got sooooooooooooo mad and...... -click- that's my phone gone

He shall be missed

Next time, don't put it near water.

The worst I did to my previous phone was drop it.

I was at school waiting for my friend. Usually he'd take a while so I always took my phone out and listen to music. Or play Angry Birds. But one day, I dropped it on the floor, which was made of concrete. Only damage that was caused was a large crack in the middle of the screen. Usually when I dropped my phone, it would just fall apart, leaving me to pick it all up and put the thing back together again.

EDIT: Dean (If I can call you that), from what we've heard about him, Hom is practically invincible!

Well 1. i forgot it in my pocket and 2. im Seriously careless. one of my many traits..

Dane Dweller wrote:

Oliver wrote:

Dane Dweller wrote:

HA, some of these events are so common in my town, I mean that right at this very moment some murder, who just killed his entire family, and best friend is on the loose in New Jersey, he could be in my little town right now, but that is very unlikely, since my pal Bryan always roams the streets, and he knows when someone new has entered his turf!!!

How did you know a murder happened right before you typed that? Can't have been on the news by now!

DUDE!!!, This Psycho Path has been in the new for WEEKS, well maybe in NJ, but unlike you London Boy, I now what happened in my state, and in my town, it's like Jack The Ripper, no american cared there was a murder in the streets of London in the eighteenth century, but all of England was in a panic!

Well, if he was in the news for weeks, then it didn't happen 'right at this very moment'. He wasn't in the news where I live cause BBC News mainly cares about London, politics, economics, sport and the weather while Sky News mainly cares about sport.

Also, I DON'T LIVE IN LONDON! Why is it that when most people abroad think of the English, they think of London, bad teeth (Can't really argue with that. Much), accents (We have those yes, but not what you'd expect) and fog (Which we haven't had where I live for months)?

I live in a small town near the countryside. Where the farmer somewhere does something that stinks out the whole county (I have no idea what he does), it rains every 2 weeks (Compared to Belgium where it rains every 5 seconds), everything in the nearest city is £10+ (Headphones, games, you name it.) etc.

Anyway, I guess Jack the Ripper was pretty bad. Though he only worked in the suburban part of London (Again, nowhere near where I live). And killed about 5 people.

The only thing I like about him is that he chose a pretty simple name, yet we still don't know exactly who he really was.

Yeah, but the point is, that if there is a criminal in the vicinity, me and Bryan are armed, and ready!

Ive watched a Guy get hit by a Train... Yet I was far away and saw him jump and BOOOMMMMMMMMMM.... SPLAT!

if you wanna get prepared bring a baseball bat and a golf club and learn archery