- Oliver Zombieweasel wrote:
- Anyway, I got Pokémon Moon, so yeah, I'm good.
And my mum knitted me the 4th Doctor's scarf.
That was really nice of her to make you a Doctor Who Tom Baker styled
But you've been slacking, ma boy.
Oliver: You can't fire me, I'm Oliver Zombieweasel!
What will I do now? Where will I go?
J. Jonah Jameson: Opportunity calls.
This olive oil kid is going to make me rich.
Hey Olive oil, do you wanna job?
Oliver: It's Oliver, and how much does it pay?
JJ: Who said you'd get paid, kid?
Oliver: Hanging up now, thanks for your time.
JJ: OOH WAIT WAIT!
I was kidding, Daily Bugle humour.
How does.....30 bucks a photo sound?
Oliver: We can do better than that.
JJ: I like this kid.
Oliver: I won't go lower than $100.
JJ: Now you listen here sunshine.....
JJ: Alright, how's $70.
JJ: The sacrifices I make for this city.
One day, I'll be a homeless man, forgotten by society.
Even though I'm a hero of the people.
Oliver: Hey aren't you a tax dodging multi millionair.....
Oliver: How much is that in British money?
JJ: Don't worry, I'll convert it for you.
Oliver: No thanks, I'll use Google....
JJ: What's a Google?
JJ: Now I know my next front page headline:
Olive Oil Kid Rips Off Daily Bugle Editor
JJ: Haha, I got this kid scared now Robbie, he'll soon....
Oliver: Eh, bad publicity's good publicity.
JJ: Fine! 90$ ! There, happy now, ya little scam artist!?
Oliver: Pleasure doing business with ya.
JJ: I know, everyone loves me.
Oliver: Can I get paid in advance?
Oliver: Hey boss, what's a DSLR camera?
Ok I think I'm going to have to fire you.
Maybe that Dragoon kid will know what a camera is
and maybe he'll demand less money.
Oliver: I'm going to sue you for wasting my time!
JJ: I dare you to try.
Oliver: Hom is that you?
JJ: Nah bruv, what's a Hom Chow?
Oliver: I didn't say his surname.
JJ: Alright, ya got me.
Come here and I'll give you a decent job, Oliver.
X: Alright, come back Oliver.
Sorry I fired you.
Come back to us, Oli.
Oliver: ABOUT TIME.
JJ: X, get out of my building. This is my low waged worker, not yours.
X: I'll give ya $50 and ....
JJ: ...That's outrageous!
Do you take me for a fool?
Throw in a couple of alcohol-free beers
then kindly get out of my office
before I go full Hom on you.