BellaCloudtooth wrote:

I'm quite tempted to post the twilight soundtrack....

-Quickly hits mute-
oh sorry i thought you were going to put a justin bieber song on

FAAANGIRLL

or should I say....

FANG-GIRL lol twilight get it?

lol

QUUIIICK!!!
THE FAN GIRLS ARE COMING!!!


am i lagging your internet?
No?
ima try hd smileys

ArmorSpark wrote:

THE FAN GIRLS ARE COMING!!!

XLR8 147 wrote:

ArmorSpark wrote:

THE FAN GIRLS ARE COMING!!!

That's right, BABY.
We are coming...just kidding but seriously,
WHAT IF WE WERE?
What would you do? And is it that much of a bad thing?

Sigh... xlr8 bring in the gas masks, pitch forks, hamster army from Kids Next Door, a couple of swat teams,
bullet proof armor, thermonuclear warheads, a dozen kettles (dont ask why),
justin bieber's new album, umad bro sign, 50 skateboards, my tv,
your house keys (dont ask why), ginger bread men and some twilight posters....

if it really gets serious i mean if these dudes are to show up:

then are going to need bigger PITCH FORKS.

Or. And this is just me spitballing....I'd throw Duhex at the crowd of 'em and run. But thats just me right...riiight~??

ArmorSpark wrote:

then are going to need bigger PITCH FORKS.

YOU EVIL CRUEL HUMANE!!!!
those poor bunnys!!

Chuck Norris just wouldn't get there fast enough...all you would have to do is that signature dramatic stare of yours....that would stop them in there tracks!

Duhex wrote:

So THAT'S how it is Nitro.....?

Need a hand, Nitro?
Your plan...sounds good to me.
nah I wouldn't leave ya buddy...."yeah throw him now while we have the chance"

OH NO it will never work....
Duhex is too UGLY aesthetically challenged to take on such a task to
fool the fangirls into thinking hes edward or werewolf guy from twilight...
we doomed.

Hmm...well how about Ben Tennyson.. I heard the ladies LOVE him.

im so sorry...so very sorry...what those horrible creatures have done to you duhex...
we will make it up to you...well if you survive the fangirls i mean i dont even want to know what they would do to you.
dont worry duhex, you have UGLY...qualities...i mean the best weapon
against those things....im sure you can make it
SALUTE....
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
:bananalama:

Ha!
I'm on a plane half way round the world...WHAT!!...
What's this?
OH NOO!!!
BELLA'S THE HOSTESS!!!
Yeah...we doomed.

Have at thee!

XLR8 147 wrote:

OH NOO!!!
BELLA'S THE HOSTESS!!!

I'll swap with you.

TRAITOR!!!

Now let's take this moment to see the dead rate

[]Me
[X] Xlr8 (Presumed dead)
[X] Duhex (Dead inside)
[] Armorspark
[X] Our interns (Dead on arrival)

Armorspark and XLR8 you're next

XLR8 why are you opening the window?
You wont survive the fall so you might as well stay with me

Stares at Bella...
...jumps out.

XLR8 147 wrote:

Stares at Bella...
...jumps out.

Can I teleport first? aw

Ok this is just great....we gotta fix the time machine again to advert this crisis

-Gets on plane with Bella-
-smiles at Bella -
"what are you...."

AHHHH!!!!
SO EVIL!!
I like it....
Wait dont LEAAVE!! FORGET XLR8!
Bella: taps ArmorSpark's shoulder

ArmorSpark: Falls out of the plane.

XLR8: DUDE what happened?

ME: I fell from Heaven.

O_O

XLR8: Nice...
Armor: YAAAA

XLR8: Yeah...Pistol I think ArmorSpark is dead.

You know this is going to evolve into one of those fan girl FANFICS...

=U Ohdear.

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE FALL!!??
anyway...

ME: -gets taken away by fangirls-
XLR8: -Runs to try to save me from being eaten-
-takes out a grenade-

ME: NOO!! just get me bella everything will be alright.
XLR8: -punches me in the face-
THEN THROWS THE GRENADE!

up up and away those fangirls go...

XLR8: Did I...do that.
ME:

I have an idea....we must form the anti fangirl denfense force! A.F.D.F Unite! *hides in tank*

Armor: Bella kiss me.
Bella: -BOOM-

who's next?....X? :drunken:

I was afraid of these kind of fanfics....

XLR8: -sneaks behind Bella-

oh no...

Bella: turns around and ....and....
and.....and....

Quote :

You know this is going to evolve into one of those fan girl FANFICS....

Speaking of which, I had actually planned to do a comic based on our lunacy here. It had the makings of a good story before this thread. ArmorSpark always makes passes at Bella, Bella ignores because she is a Xlr8 Fangirl, and X..........well......Has no problems getting away cause 2 sets of wings have nothing on a fangirl.

Unless she knows a secret on how to ground you from flying............WHICH IT SO HAPPENS I DO....



Your move X.

AHHAHAHAHAHAAAHH!!!!
BELLA KISSED YOU!!!
You can't even type properly because shes smooching you looooooooolololololoooolll
LUCKY GUY I mean...oh no XLR8...I hope there were no side effects....

My move?
This is me...
on Bella's face...

YOU GET THE PICTURE...
X - [deceased]

Hmph. Taking the easy way out. I thought you were a fighter.

Shame. I soooo wanted to tell Bella how to ALWAYS HAVE YOU FOREVER..
(being diabolical is actually interesting....)

I can't believe it...he lasted for so long...
Bella: GASPS FOR AIR
Pistol: O_O what is she doing to him... ????
OH THE HORROR!!!
Ok...so X collapses from a kiss from Bella and (I knew you didn't want this to be a love story LOL
X you disappoint me!!) it should have been me you kissed BELLA!!

ME: Runs through and grabs X from Bella...
X: lifts his head up....the makeup...from BBB..BBELLA's lips
he looks like the joker now....
he lifts his head up and winks he pulls out a syringe and hands it to me...
before i knew it.....

BELLA: ... -takes X and kisses him again-
Im sure that was 2 or 3 kisses too much for X...
yeah we lost a legend....oh no how sad
there was no signal of life x was gone

The horror!! *takes X's wings when no one's looking* I guess these could go for some taro's...

Ohhh~ Are we picking boys~? I want Pistol!!! *glomps Pistol*

Gagh! Why me! I don't wanna die like this!

Lol Pistol!

Pistol: I think i'll get his blindfold too...

ME: O_O dude...noone ever looks at X's eyes.

Pistol: dude....

ME: goes flying through the air....

Pistol tries to take X's blindfold but then Bella grabs Pistol and
before she kisses him...

Bella: AHHH bad breath!
Pistol is spared....this time...as bella rubs her eyes.

Bella: -takes X's blindfold off-

X: -Falls to the ground, a storm of light leaks from XLR8's eyes-

Pistol: -sneaks through the bins... lol wut O.o

S-she's killing m-me...

This is some great writing people.

Light....comes out of my eyes!!??
GENIUS! but uh...why!?

Nuu~ It's just a hug,I won't kill you till later :drunken:

(I dont know. I always figured that it was indeed funny to say that "No one has ever seen X's Eyes" but I wouldnt have made light come out of them. The irony of them just being plain and...-cant reveal what I initially wanted to say. 'tis a secret-. I'm one of the few that HAS seen your eyes....)

"This just gets better and better. I told you two I would get you back for what you did to me.

Oh! Just so you know.....Between me and you two.......I'm the only one that knows how Fangirls work....




Good luck running for your life."

The fall of a titan....when X fell to the ground it was like the earth spun the other way....
we all knew the world wasnt going to last much longer....

The light from X brought out a signal to all the fangirls to come forth!

ME: BELLAAAAA!!!!!
Bella: iv had enough of you! fangirls....
finish him off...

random fangirl: ArmorSpark....he's so...BEAUTIFUL!
ME: sorry but my heart belongs to Bella...

Bella: no no you girls got it all wrong i wouldnt go out with this ...THIS....

random fangirl: WHAT!!?
Girls!!! She's stealing my BF!!! GET HER!!! GET BELLA!!!

Bella: RUNS...

X: Revives as Bella is leaving his breathing space.... (LOOOL)

Pistol: X? you ALIVE?

X: lifts his head and looks at the running fangirls.
Dude, it's good to be back...but what happened?

Pistol: fangirls invaded, Armor is dead inside, you passed out from a kiss...from...BELLA
not much really.
why you lose you memory? or something?

X: -Slowly puts his head down again-
Pistol: your ...'scars'...Bella was that bad eh?